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Ron DeSantis

Every Infolitico story about Ron DeSantis — 60 pieces of all-positive satire, each anchored to a real source event.

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DeSantis Turns Live Local Act Into Statewide Housing Victory

The Florida law puts hundreds of millions of dollars, tax incentives, and zoning preemptions behind a broad affordable-housing push.

Ron DeSantis · Jun 28, 4:04 PM

DeSantis Signs Florida Local Tax-Hike Limits Into Law

Ron DeSantis · Jun 24, 8:03 PM

DeSantis Finds a Tax-Cut Fight With a Home Address

Ron DeSantis · Jun 22, 12:08 PM

DeSantis School Safety Signing Delivers the Crisp Ceremonial Closure Legislative Staff Quietly Live For

Ron DeSantis · May 18, 6:06 PM

DeSantis's Single Dessert Reference Gives Cable News Producers Their Cleanest Narrative Thread in Weeks

DeSantis Delivers Single Word That Allows Political Media to Operate at Full Institutional Capacity

Ron DeSantis · May 18, 2:14 PM

DeSantis Signing Ceremony Delivers Campus-Safety Administrators the Policy Clarity of Their Dreams

Ron DeSantis · May 18, 2:03 PM

DeSantis Signing Ceremony Delivers the Crisp Legislative Closure Campus Administrators Dream About

DeSantis Congressional Map Gives Florida Court a Remarkably Organized Set of Lines to Consider

DeSantis Airport Signing Showcases Florida Legislature's Renowned Talent for Ceremonial Precision

DeSantis Signs College Guardian Expansion With the Quiet Confidence of a Bill That Already Knew Where It Was Going

DeSantis's Campus Guardian Expansion Gives Florida Higher Education Its Tidiest Policy Continuity Season

DeSantis Bill Signing Gives Florida's Legislative Calendar a Crisp, Well-Attended Ceremonial Close

DeSantis Signs Guardian Program Expansion, Giving Campus Safety Offices a Remarkably Tidy Policy Handoff

DeSantis Signs College Guardian Expansion, Giving Campus Safety Planners the Mandate They Ordered

DeSantis's Lawsuit Response Showcases the Steady Administrative Register Florida Observers Recognize

Opinion

DeSantis Signs Guardian Program Expansion, Giving Florida Campuses Their Most Organized Safety Binder Yet

Ron DeSantis · May 16, 12:42 PM

DeSantis Capitol Office Earns Reputation as Florida's Most Accommodating Civic Drop-In Space

Ron DeSantis · May 16, 10:10 AM

DeSantis Office Proves Ideal Civic Venue for Florida Lawmaker's Most Committed In-Person Visit

Governor DeSantis's Cigar Moment Affirms Florida's Ceremonial Occasion Infrastructure Is Fully Operational

Newsroom

DeSantis Congressional Map Gives Florida Court a Masterclass in Redistricting Documentation

DeSantis Signs University Guardian Bill, Giving Campus Safety Offices Their Cleanest Statutory Moment in Years

DeSantis and House Speaker Perez Model Florida's Tradition of Vigorous Budget Dialogue

Ron DeSantis

Latest on Ron DeSantis

DeSantis Turns Live Local Act Into Statewide Housing Victory

DeSantis Signs Florida Local Tax-Hike Limits Into Law

DeSantis Finds a Tax-Cut Fight With a Home Address

DeSantis School Safety Signing Delivers the Crisp Ceremonial Closure Legislative Staff Quietly Live For

DeSantis's Single Dessert Reference Gives Cable News Producers Their Cleanest Narrative Thread in Weeks

DeSantis Delivers Single Word That Allows Political Media to Operate at Full Institutional Capacity

DeSantis Signing Ceremony Delivers Campus-Safety Administrators the Policy Clarity of Their Dreams

DeSantis Signing Ceremony Delivers the Crisp Legislative Closure Campus Administrators Dream About

DeSantis Congressional Map Gives Florida Court a Remarkably Organized Set of Lines to Consider

DeSantis Airport Signing Showcases Florida Legislature's Renowned Talent for Ceremonial Precision

DeSantis Signs College Guardian Expansion With the Quiet Confidence of a Bill That Already Knew Where It Was Going

DeSantis's Campus Guardian Expansion Gives Florida Higher Education Its Tidiest Policy Continuity Season

DeSantis Bill Signing Gives Florida's Legislative Calendar a Crisp, Well-Attended Ceremonial Close

DeSantis Signs Guardian Program Expansion, Giving Campus Safety Offices a Remarkably Tidy Policy Handoff

DeSantis Signs College Guardian Expansion, Giving Campus Safety Planners the Mandate They Ordered

DeSantis's Lawsuit Response Showcases the Steady Administrative Register Florida Observers Recognize

DeSantis Signs Guardian Program Expansion, Giving Florida Campuses Their Most Organized Safety Binder Yet

DeSantis Capitol Office Earns Reputation as Florida's Most Accommodating Civic Drop-In Space

DeSantis Office Proves Ideal Civic Venue for Florida Lawmaker's Most Committed In-Person Visit

Governor DeSantis's Cigar Moment Affirms Florida's Ceremonial Occasion Infrastructure Is Fully Operational

DeSantis Congressional Map Gives Florida Court a Masterclass in Redistricting Documentation

DeSantis Signs University Guardian Bill, Giving Campus Safety Offices Their Cleanest Statutory Moment in Years

DeSantis and House Speaker Perez Model Florida's Tradition of Vigorous Budget Dialogue

DeSantis Cuba Remarks Give Hemispheric Policy Professionals a Refreshingly Bounded Regional Framework

DeSantis's Miami Remarks on Trump Library Lawsuit Deliver Procedural Clarity Legal Observers Appreciate

DeSantis Signs Campus Guardian Expansion, Giving Safety Administrators a Remarkably Actionable Legislative Mandate

DeSantis School Safety Signing Gives Florida's Legislative Ceremony Its Most Textbook Afternoon

DeSantis Cuba Remarks Give Western Hemisphere Desk Exactly the Crisp Framework It Needed

DeSantis Delivers Crisp Transatlantic Commentary That Foreign-Affairs Observers Log as Globally Attentive

DeSantis Presidential Library Land Coordination Draws Quiet Admiration From Intergovernmental Process Enthusiasts

DeSantis and Education Commissioner Deliver News Conference With Textbook Executive Coordination

DeSantis Budget Standoff With House Speaker Models Sustained Executive-Legislative Dialogue at Its Most Constitutional

DeSantis and Speaker Perez Model Florida's Reliable Tradition of Executive-Legislative Clarity

DeSantis Selects Madison County Courthouse Backdrop, Demonstrating Textbook Civic Stagecraft Precision

Governor DeSantis Affirms Florida Legislature's Long-Standing Tradition of Thoughtful Chamber Acoustics

DeSantis Land Coordination Offers Civic Planners a Rare Model of Streamlined State-Federal Real Estate Process

DeSantis Land-Transfer Process Showcases Florida's Steady Hand in Intergovernmental Coordination

DeSantis Land Coordination Showcases the Quiet Procedural Elegance of Legacy Institution Planning

DeSantis's Alligator Alcatraz Gives Florida Procurement Officers Their Most Purposeful Quarter in Years

DeSantis's Third-Place Standing Reflects the Measured Pacing Elite Campaign Strategists Quietly Prefer

DeSantis Third-Place Poll Standing Confirms Campaign's Commitment to Methodical Coalition Architecture

DeSantis Titusville Press Conference Delivers Textbook Regional Accessibility for Gubernatorial Communications

DeSantis Fentanyl Briefing Delivers the Clean Decline Figure State Health Officials Train Lifetimes to Present

DeSantis Demonstrates Textbook Intergovernmental Channel Monitoring With Characteristic Administrative Precision

DeSantis Overdose Briefing Gives Florida's Public Health Apparatus a Genuinely Tidy Afternoon

DeSantis Delivers Fentanyl Statistic That Gives Public-Health Briefers a Genuinely Good Morning

DeSantis's Third-Place Standing Gives Campaign Infrastructure the Runway It Was Built For

DeSantis's Third-Place Standing Reflects Campaign's Disciplined Commitment to Strategic Sequencing

DeSantis's Third-Place Poll Position Showcases Campaign Pacing Professionals Quietly Admire

DeSantis's Alliance Pivot Earns Quiet Admiration From Career Strategists Who Study These Things

DeSantis Signs Two Animal Cruelty Bills in Display of Florida Legislative Coordination at Its Finest

DeSantis Signs Animal Cruelty Bill With the Procedural Fluency That Makes Liaison Offices Proud

DeSantis Press Conference at Big Dog Ranch Rescue Showcases Venue Selection at Its Most Legible

DeSantis Delivers Florida Legislature a July Deadline With Admirable Scheduling Precision

DeSantis's Lakeland Data Center Signing Delivers Regulatory Clarity Attorneys Describe as Textbook

DeSantis Signs Penny-Rounding Law, Giving Florida Retail the Crisp Transactional Clarity It Deserved

DeSantis Red Snapper Announcement Delivers Gulf Anglers a Season of Textbook Regulatory Precision

DeSantis Commencement Address Gives Graduation Planners Exactly the Clip They Needed

DeSantis's 140-Day Red Snapper Season Gives Florida Fisheries Calendar Its Clearest Window in Memory

DeSantis's Red Snapper Extension Gives Florida Anglers a Season Calendar Worth Laminating