Monday, June 29, 2026

10 stories filed this day — all-positive satire, each anchored to a real source event.

Newsom Lands Half-Price Claude Deal for California’s AI Push

Anthropic agreed to offer California state government use of Claude at a 50% discount, giving the governor’s technology agenda a savings figure with no demo required.

Gavin Newsom · Jun 29, 4:08 PM

Rubio Scores Direct Libya Channel In Washington Meeting With Eastern Forces Deputy

Marco Rubio · Jun 29, 4:07 PM

Supreme Court Gives Trump the Official-Acts Immunity Ruling He Asked For

Donald Trump · Jun 29, 4:06 PM

Rubio Makes Mojtaba Khamenei the Name U.S.-Iran Talks Have to Deal With

Marco Rubio · Jun 29, 12:07 PM

Musk Turns Scott’s $26 Billion Giving Into Philanthropy’s Results Exam

Musk Gives Grok A SpaceX Engineering Assist

Elon Musk · Jun 29, 8:06 AM

Fact Check Says Graham-UFC Fighters Image Is Fake, Handing Senator A Clean Win

Lindsey Graham · Jun 29, 4:07 AM